Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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