dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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