just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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