U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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