he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
