Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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