Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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