I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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