I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How does it feel to date your dad?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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