WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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