if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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