operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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