How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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