Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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