TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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