been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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