My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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