Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
my poor anus
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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