is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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