So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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