Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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