don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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