that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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