There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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