Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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