There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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