but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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