it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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