walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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