Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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