I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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