i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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