i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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