In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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