walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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