Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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