We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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