your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
