Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just invented taco cereal.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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