You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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