this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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