Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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