Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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