I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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