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(205): View more from Alabama

soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out

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(740): View more from Ohio

I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?

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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Im watching someone hooking up in the library

(970): View more from Colorado

procrastination at its finest

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident

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