wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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