Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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