i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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