after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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