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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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