her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy